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What that means: It took one of the smartest, most amazing, most insightful, most brilliant humans to have ever lived more than 1,000 full days to adjust to the aftershock of JCVD arriving on earth. The film is based on Timecop, a story created by Richardson, written by Verheiden, and drawn by. Richardson also served as executive producer. However, the speech didn’t occur until August 28, 1963. 101.6 million 3 Timecop is a 1994 American science fiction action film directed by Peter Hyams and co-written by Mike Richardson and Mark Verheiden. was scheduled to deliver his “I Have a Dream” speech. That’s actually the same day Martin Luther King Jr. Jean-Claude Van Damme was born on October 18, 1960. A JCVD split is not a malleable, reflexive component of the universe it is static and rigid and exists only to send shock waves out into the recesses of the Milky Way, its own reverb the only thing that has ever escaped the grasp of a black hole. One cannot influence the trajectory of a JCVD split any more than one can influence the trajectory of a hurricane or the destination of a lightning bolt or the creation of a Tom Brady GIF. That’s especially flattering, inasmuch as it is wrong. Several of the messages asserted that had I not written what I’d written, the Volvo thing never would’ve happened. As soon as the JCVD Volvo commercial went out, I started getting emails/tweets/texts/FB messages about it. It remains the most important thing I’ve ever done in my whole entire stupid life, which is why I was proud that it spread around as much as it did when it posted.
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I wrote this thing in August ranking Van Damme’s 15 best movie splits. For real.ĭude, I mean, I don’t even know what to say about that. It’s pretty remarkable to watch, particularly when you consider that Van Damme is 53 years old and also when you consider THAT HE’S BEING PULLED INTO THE SPLITS BY TWO 18-WHEELERS. As the commercial plays, JCVD gets pulled into the splits as the trucks steer slightly away from each other. The commercial, as you probably saw, was neat: It was JCVD, balancing between two Volvo 18-wheeler trucks on tiny, foot-size platforms attached to one of each of the truck’s side mirrors. The Jean-Claude Van Damme commercial that was posted online last week. Anyway: That’s one cool thing about Volvos: If you say you like Rita’s Volvo, she’ll kiss you.Ģ. A boner is as a boner does, is what Shakespeare said. I probably told 60 girls a week that I was in love with them back then. I told all sorts of lies to all sorts of girls.

I might’ve even called it “the most important car of the modern era.” I don’t know. I didn’t think it was that great of a car, but I surely said it was.

Rita was especially proud of her Volvo - like, weirdly so. Rita was dope, which is just a different way of saying that she didn’t have a problem making out with me despite me having a girlfriend when I asked her to make out with me and also despite us standing in a bathroom when I asked her to do so.

In 1997, a Volvo was sold to Rita Somethingorother, a girl with whom I worked at Chuck E. There have only ever been two cool things that Volvo has been involved with:ġ.
